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1. To not seem fat, eat less than everyone around you in public
2. To not seem fat, squeeze into smaller clothes than your size
3. To not seem fat, weigh yourself in the morning, before eating and after using the washroom
4. To not seem fat, only wear dark clothes
5. To not seem fat, talk about going to the gym often
6. To not seem fat, never ask a dressing room attendant for a larger size
7. To not seem fat, walk really quietly as to not make a scene
8. To not seem fat, skip dessert
9. To not seem fat, work out in front of the television
10. To not seem fat, walk extra to get where you are going
11. To not seem fat, make a point of eating healthy in public
12. To not seem fat, take all your pictures at a higher angle
13. To not seem fat, hide your binge eating by doing it alone
14. To not seem fat, try not to get out of breath when climbing up the stairs
15. To not seem fat, drink black coffee
16. To not seem fat, suggest high energy activities like hiking
17. To not seem fat, order salad
18. To not seem fat, sit by yourself so you don’t have to squeeze past anyone
19. To not seem fat, don’t talk about Netflix shows or people will think you are lazy
20. To not seem fat, talk about how much you love your diet
21. To not seem fat, cut your hair to frame your face
22. To not seem fat, do face exercises to get rid of your double chin
23. To not seem fat, make yourself feel guilty when you miss the gym
24. To not seem fat, don’t eat anything past 6 pm because you probably won’t burn it off
25. To not seem fat, don’t take any food offered to you
26. To not seem fat, wear athletic clothing
27. To not seem fat, walk fast
28. To not seem fat, blend in with the crowd
29. To not seem fat, stop eating
30. To not seem fat, wear makeup to contour your chipmunk cheeks
31. To not seem fat, put on fake nails to hide your sausage fingers
32. To not seem fat, avoid skinny people
33. To not seem fat, don’t drink alcohol
34. To not seem fat, don’t go swimming
35. To not seem fat, go hardcore in workouts to the point where you hurt yourself
36. To not seem fat, turn down measurements at clothing stores
37. To not seem fat, pick out the largest size and ask for a smaller one if it doesn’t fit
38. To not seem fat, don’t ask for seconds
39. To not seem fat, take smaller portions
40. To not seem fat, as people if you look fat
41. To not seem fat, date someone bigger than you
42. To not seem fat, never get naked
43. To not seem fat, don’t use condiments
44. To not seem fat, don’t show off your problem areas
45. To not seem fat, don’t where stripes
46. To not seem fat, don’t wear shapeless items
47. To not seem fat, don’t look in the mirror
48. To not seem fat, don’t be fat
49. To not seem fat, don’t eat
50. To not seem fat…

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